"Read any women's magazine and you'll see the same complaint over and over again: men --those little boys ten or twenty or thirty years on-- are hopeless in bed. They are not interested in 'foreplay'; they have no desire to stimulate the erogenous zones of the opposite sex; they are selfish, greedy, clumsy, unsophisticated. These complaints, you can't help feeling, are kind of ironic. Back then, all we wanted was foreplay, and girls weren't interested. They didn't want to be touched, caressed, stimulated, aroused; in fact, they used to thump us if we tried. It's not really surprising, then, that we're not much good at all that. We spent two or three long and extremely formative years being told very forcibly not even to think about it. Between the ages of fourteen and twenty-four, foreplay changes from being something that boys want to do and girls don't, to something that women want and men can't be bothered with. The perfect match, if you ask me, is between the Cosmo woman and the fourteen-year old boy."
Personally, while I can see the truth in it and laugh, I beg to differ. There's no need to go as far as fourteen. Nah, seriously: while some are greedy, many guys are far from hopeless. Or I've been pretty lucky so far.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
(...) quoting Hi-Fi
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I don't agree. I don't think men are hopeless in bed. I mean, sure, when you're unexperienced, when you're fourteen, it might seem so.
But, every men can learn. I think that as long as men are not selfish in bed, there's hope.. :-)
I don't think all men are selfish in bed. And if a man is like that, he should try to change that..
Also, it takes two to have mindblowing experiences. So, I beg to differ, as well..
And yeah, I think you've been lucky, so far.. Good luck!
Tan mito y tan boludo. Como toda generalización, pero es divertido (?)
Es como las mujeres que "al tener más experiencia/edad, son más gauchitas". Si y no, pero cuando sí, que bueno eh!
Tender nerd: I gotta say, some guys are hopeless.. there's an attitude problem, many guys are selfish in bed. But, then, many aren't. It's a matter of luck to find the right ones, but one should never waste time with a selfish lover, I don't think they ever change.
And, definitely, it takes two to tango. I hope most women don't forget that.
Toro: claro, las generalizaciones no sobreviven fuera del chiste. O por lo menos no sin tomarlas con pinzas. Que diga que por ahora tuve suerte no quiere decir que no me haya cruzado con ningún salame que necesite un par de cachetadas o que lo manden a hacerse una paja si tan poco le interesa todo lo que no tenga que ver directamente con su propio disfrute. Que los hay, los hay, y si bien no son todos, no son tan pocos tampoco.
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Karina, que tu flauta quedará una quena.
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